Kylie Jenner is Pimping Herself at a Premium


Kylie Jenner is in the prime of her life. She’s prime breeding stock right now. And if you’re in the market, now is a great time to buy.

What a creative way to officially put yourself on the market. By throwing on a sweltering hot bikini that says ‘$ DISCOUNT UNIVERSE $’. Hell of a move for a 97 (birthdate, not rating).

I’m glad Kylie’s out there getting it done on her own tho. Cause what’s a hoe with no Pimp Bun B? A FUCKING ENTREPRENEUR.

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