Some might say that two College Football pick’em blogs in one week is too much. I strongly disagree. They don’t want us to do two College Football pick blogs. So we’re gonna do two College Football pick blogs. But these aren’t your ordinary College Football picks. This is a God Damn war between a couple Real Dogz of the Streetz. Baby Face Hayes thinks that his dog Griffin is the real street dog, but I beg to differ (although the streetz of Waco do sound pretty troubling right now). But JohnRichTV’s dog Dock came straight off the mean streets of south Fort Worth. He’s hard as fuck. Lord knows the shit he’s seen. But how can we really decide who is the real Michael Vick street dog? A College Football Pick’em contest is the only way. Dock and Griff have picked against each other in the 25 biggest college football games of the weekend. Each pooch has 50 Bones to distribute among their winners each week (depending on how confident the dogs are with each of their picks).
John’s Street Dog Dock (left) / Baby Face Hayes Street Dog Griff (right)
Who is the real street dog? We’ll have a true answer by the end of the season. The picks are officially in… LET’S GO.
Griff – Clemson (5 Bones) / Dock – Boston College (1 Bone)
If Griff went to an ACC school, it would be Clemson
Dock – Boise State (5 Bones) / Griff – New Mexico (1 Bone)
Griff – LSU (1 Bone) / Dock – Florida (1 Bone)
Hurricane Matty may hold this one up. On top of that, although they haven’t faired well in the past, Louisiana does have the experience against hurricanes. And Death Valley is the future home of ex-Baylor coach Goat Briles. Griff Geauxs with the Tigers.
Dock – Oklahoma (1 Bone) / Griff – Texas (1 Bone)
Griff – Navy (4 Bones) HOT TAKE X3 / Dock – Houston (6 Bones)
Dock and Griff each get 1 Hot Take per week. Hot Takes are when Street Dogz pick unranked teams to beat ranked teams. Hot Takes are worth triple the bones
Houston is a hot team, and the Group of 5’s only shot at a playoff. However, Griffin has a #HotTake on Navy with the upset. Griffin spends a considerable amount of time in Houston over the holidays with his grandparents, but a Labrador Retriever cannot pick against one of the Armed Forces. America.
Dock – Indiana (2 Bones) HOT TAKE x3 / Griff – Ohio State (5 Bones)
Griff – Texas A&M (2 Bones) / Dock – Tennessee (1 Bone)
We don’t take too kindly to Aggies around here, but they are good this year, and can’t be bet against. That being said, Griffin would be more than happy to lose a couple bones for an Aggie loss.
Dock – North Carolina (2 Bones) / Griff – Virginia Tech (1 Bone)
Griff – USC (1 Bone) / Dock – Colorado (1 Bone)
This pitcher is for Sark. Pour one out.
Dock – Alabama (4 Bones) / Griff – Arkansas (1 Bone)
Griff – Michigan (6 Bones) / Dock – Rutgers (1 Bone)
Griffin used to be friends with some Waco Street Wolverines, and he’s gonna support his old squad. He’s got a hefty 6 bones on this one. Don’t screw this up Harbaugh.
Dock – Washington (2 Bones) / Griff – Oregon (1 Bone)
Griff – Florida State (2 Bones) / Dock – Miami (1 Bone)
Although Hurricane Matty is in full force, G-Unit declares Hurricane season is over. The U will never be good again. Miami will lose this one on a field goal #WideRight
Dock – Utah (3 Bones) / Griff – Arizona (1 Bone)
Griff – Stanford (5 Bones) / Dock – Washington State (1 Bone)
Griff is far too smart to pick against fellow scholars. He’s been on the executive board of a fraternity. 5 big ones for our future bosses.
Dock – Auburn (1 Bone) / Griff – Mississippi State (1 Bone)
Griff – Kansas (1 Bone) / Dock – TCU (5 Bones)
Are you ready for the largest caption in the history of captions?
Dock – Minnesota (1 Bone) / Griff – Iowa (1 Bones)
Griff – Penn State (1 Bone) / Dock – Maryland (1 Bone)
Go Lions. Art Briles was railroaded and used as a scape goat, similarly to Joe Paterno. Wait a second…. #JoePaDidntKnow
Dock – BGSU (3 Bones) / Griff – Ohio (1 Bone)
Griff – Oklahoma State (2 Bones) / Dock – Iowa State (1 Bone)
Anything can happen in Ames as Iowa State has proved time and time again. This is in Stillwater though. 2 Bones Okie State.
Dock – Michigan State (2 Bones) / Griff – BYU (2 Bones)
Griff – Army (2 Bones) / Dock – Duke (1 Bone)
Again – Griffin is far too American of a dog to pick against Army. And this picture had to be shared again. America.
Dock – Kansas State (2 Bones) / Griff – Texas Tech (1 Bone)
Griff – Arizona State (1 Bone) / Dock – UCLA (1 Bones)
Total Bone count will be published after this weekends games. Griffin picks authored by Baby Face Hayes. Dock picks authored by John Rich. H/T to my brother for most of the Dock pics. Also… don’t forget the Street Dogz namesakes.
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