Absolutely Nobody:
Definitely Not Big Cat:
Me: Here let me be a part of Duggs coaching career
Not that Big Cat needs my help coming up with names for his players. Ricky Squeaks was an all-time name. But I love coming up with names as well, so I put together a list. Big Cat please feel free to take any of these names. I will not be asking for credit.
Quarterbacks
- John Michael Cannons
- Young-Soo Zhu (consider an Asian quarterback, Young-Soo means “keeping the prosperity”)
- Orlando Chance (chance because you like to take chances downfield, sorry if this offends)
- Spinner McCoy
- Rebel Tyson
- Cosmo Fox
Running Backs
- Shifty Washington
- Joker Smith
- Danger McDaniels
- Xzavian Scamper
- Truck Sanders
- Tractor Adams
- Ladarius Fry
Wide Receiver
- Apollo Jetson
- Speedy Gasser
- Quintavious Post
- Lebron Obawalu
- Yoshi Moss
- Lazero Rice
- Da’le Abreu (Pronounced Da-lay)
- Bobby Adalay
Tight End
- Tyler O’Day (sending Tyler O’Day on seam routes to get blown up by safeties seems fun to me)
- Keyshawn Gronkowski (Gronkowskis estranged half black son)
- Kelly Van Vorhis
- Boomer Grabowski
- Jamie McNalley
Linebacker
- Blake Sokowski
- Kala Kahuna
- Augustus Pluggs
- Jax McFadden
- Boris Pepperfield
- Laser James
- Thelonious Steele
Defensive Back
- Baker Drapes
- Ace King
- John Rich (I started 2 years in middle school, ask Timberstone about Rich Island)
- Smash Jackson
- Tito Torpedo
- Ace Wilder
- Shady Nightingale
Defensive Lineman
- DeMarco Crash
- Cornelius Toledo (an homage to your former school)
- White Freeney (Dwight Freeney but white)
- Montgomery Biggs
- Glacier Young
- Harley Tonka
Offensive Lineman
- Huck Mingus
- Bubba Cornwall
- Iggy Mountain
- Beef Peterson
- Booker Smalls
- Moose Magowan
John Rich TV 