Yard Games Just Jumped The Shark

I love yard games. Played them all the time growing up. Always down to toss the bags. One of my biggest regrets is not being a child during the golden age of Lawn Darts. Because there’s not nearly enough risk involved in modern day yard games. I don’t have a single battle wound I can […]

Read before you talk shit about Pat McAfee because it’s probably not valid

I lost hard on Twitter last night. Pat McAfee. Colts punter. One of my favorite players. Been killing the field position game for years. Love everything about the guy. He punts bombs. Hilarious on Twitter. Sometimes he swims around in rivers. And now he’s doing stand-up comedy. Fucking awesome. Yesterday, on Twitter, I happened […]

Here’s a compilation of high school students tweeting Pumped Up Kicks lyrics

Once upon a time, a band called Foster The People existed. They wrote a song from the perspective of a kid about to shoot up a school. It was super catchy, wildly inappropriate, and everyone loved it. Here’s the music video Here’s a WAY more fucked up version. NSFW. Here’s a compilation of high school […]

Will Smith: Killer Pun. Sorry about this one..

I apologize for writing this guys, but I just couldn’t help myself. I really don’t want to make light of Cardell Hayes’ murder of former Ohio State Buckeye & New Orleans Saints (remember that) DE Will Smith I really really don’t. I stress to you that I do not feel good about myself for this blog. […]

Travis Greene #TalonsUp #Breakem

PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING TALONS IN THE SKY PEOPLE. This is a #NestLevel blog right here Meet Travis Greene. If you aren’t a BGSU Falcon, and you’re not a fan of MACtion, you may not be familiar with him. But it’s criminal if you aren’t. For the life of me, I can’t figure out why […]

Kylie Jenner is Pimping Herself at a Premium

Kylie Jenner is in the prime of her life. She’s prime breeding stock right now. And if you’re in the market, now is a great time to buy. What a creative way to officially put yourself on the market. By throwing on a sweltering hot bikini that says ‘$ DISCOUNT UNIVERSE $’. Hell of a […]

Drunk at LaQuinta Dallas

4 Corona’s and a Xanax bar is a hell of a time. I’m just now coming to the realization that social media was made for getting drunk alone. You guys watching this Panthers v Islanders game? 4 goals in the 1st period. Great stuff. One goal per Corona, and one Jagr fight per Xanax bar. […]

Throwback of the Day

No explanation needed. It’s 2016. If you don’t have whistler tips on your car by now your doing a disservice to your community. Neighbors have been relying on whistler tips to get them up for breakfast for years. And that’s only in the mornin! THE WHISTLES GO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy the Throwback We do it for […]

Nick Swisher – Minor League Hero?

Yankees sign Nick Swisher to a minor league deal. Swisher was part of NYY's 2009 championship team. pic.twitter.com/LY7irAkG1p — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) April 9, 2016 Nick Swisher has always been one of my favorite players. If Bryce Harper really wants to “Make Baseball Fun Again”, he’ll hold out on his contract until the Nationals sign […]

Waiting for the Masters to start? WatchESPN has you covered

Since Jim Nantz won’t be blessing us with his Masters coverage until 12pm Pacific Time today (you do that math for once), you might find yourself pretty bored until then. NOT TO WORRY: WatchESPN has a FIRE lineup of events that will take you right up to tee off. So pour yourself a bowl of Rice […]