People trying to put an end to Harambe are just making Harambe last longer

So I have to get at least one Harambe blog in right? Actually, I already did one. And to toot my own horn it was pretty fucking original. Seriously though, you have no idea how hard I’ve tried to not personally over do the Harambe thing. I mean I still probably did, but that’s the […]

This Guy: Janoris Jenkins

This Guy is the latest/greatest series of blogs on JohnRichTV.com . This Guy is an excuse for me to highlight an athlete, coach, celebrity, or any person who I think deserves attention. Could be postive attention, could be negative attention, could be both. The first edition of This Guy features one of my new favorite […]

21 Out of Pocket Youths Are Suing Barack Obama

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/opinions/climate-kids-federal-lawsuit/index.html – John D. Sutter, CNN Before I being, I should disclaim that me talking about politics like I have any idea what’s going on makes me out of pocket in my own right. I have not seen the Al Gore movie. I could not tell you 3 fun facts about climate change. But I’m […]

Anti-Bike Helmet Activist Dies in Motorcycle Crash

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/health/lawmaker-dies-in-motorcycle-crash-trnd/index.html Michigan Rep. Peter Pettalia died in a motorcycle crash the other day. Which is noteworthy as Pettalia was know for being strongly against laws that require motorcyclists to wear helmets when they ride. Initial Reaction: HAHAHAHA wow what an IDIOT. Dude spends his life advocating against motorcyle helmets, and all that work ends up […]

Michael Vick is a God Damn Hero

This is the least sarcastic blog I’ve ever wrote. I 100% stand behind that title. This morning I read a shitty article that had nothing to do with Michael Vick, then I watched Bleacher Report’s New Michael Vick Documentary. The combination of the documentary (inspirationaly good), and the shittiness of the unrelated article (inspirationaly bad), […]

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July people. Been off the keys for a bit, but I don’t like the direction this country is headed in right now, and I will NOT be quiet any longer. If we continue down this path, we will not be celebrating the 4th of July in the same way ever again. […]

Speed Rankings: Top J.R.’s

I’ve been told many times by my parents that they almost named me Elmer. The reason they didn’t is because I had a great uncle or something like that who was named Elmer Rich and apparently he was a dick. So they decided to name me John. Nothing about that adds up, so I’m addressing […]

Fall in love with Auburn Softball

There’s something about a girl that plays sports that is super sexy. It’s undeniable. But I don’t need to explain that to you because it’s science. I woke up this morning, my TV was already left on ESPN The Ocho, and it was showing the pre-game of the Auburn vs. UCLA softball game. The only reason […]

Ryan Tannehill hates the Troops and doesn’t care about America

If you read Pro Football Talk, follow them on Twitter, or just follow the Miami Dolphins in general, you may have seen this despicable story over the weekend. Ryan Tannehill, Miami Dolphins’ Quarterback, will be playing in a new offensive system this year under first year Head Coach Adam Gase. In a recent interview (just before a long Memorial […]

Violent Video Games are Ruining America

DISCLAIMER: I think Apes and Gorillas are the same thing. Not sure if that’s true. Didn’t bother to look it up. Not relevant to my point. 'We'd make the same call today': Zoo stands by killing of gorilla to protect boy despite outrage https://t.co/icRJljmW0z — Fox News (@FoxNews) May 31, 2016 Today you may have […]