Ben Simmons is the worst

The NBA draft lottery was last night. The picks were awarded in the following order Philadelphia 76ers Los Angeles Lakers Boston Celtics Phoenix Suns Minnesota Timberwolves New Orleans Pelicans Denver Nuggets Sacramento Kings Toronto Raptors Milwaukee Bucks Orlando Magic Utah Jazz Phoenix Suns Chicago Bulls The general consensus (took me so long to spell that […]

Speed Rankings: Alternate Pierre McGuires

Speed Rankings time people. If you’re a fan of hockey then you’re a fan of Pierre McGuire. Don’t lie. Even if you say you don’t like him, you can’t deny he’s the wild card hockey needs. He somehow scored the best job in hockey — stands right between the player’s benches, and gets to interject […]

Chance the Rapper is Nailing the Chance 3 Promotion

#Chance3 May 13 pic.twitter.com/tZBILQCVUK — Lil Chano From 79th (@chancetherapper) May 6, 2016 .@Chancetherapper is one of many petitioning for the Grammys to acknowledge free music https://t.co/K1bl48NGGx pic.twitter.com/cCctrRKe1b — REVOLT TV (@RevoltTV) May 9, 2016 Chance the Rapper hospitalized with pneumonia, #Chance3 will still be released Friday: https://t.co/A96ekJrmHh pic.twitter.com/L5kbEheq9l — Consequence of Sound (@coslive) May […]

Even Four Loko Doesn’t Pretend Anyone Drinks Four Loko Responsibly

This is refreshing to me. Budweiser has been telling us to “Drink Responsibly” for years, when they know for a fact that’s not their target market. It’s kinda disrespectful really. So I was happy when I came across the Four Loko Twitter page. I have no idea who drinks Four Loko’s anymore. I’m pretty sure […]

Speed Rankings: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I’ve always loved Power Ranking in things. Thing is, everybody does those nowadays, and I’m not sure I have as much power as they do, but I think you’ll be impressed with my speed. So I’m doing speed rankings. 1-whatever + an honorable mention. Speed and determination is key. Speed doesn’t have time for things […]

Jim Harbaugh vs. Ohio State Moms

Remember when the NFL draft happened a few days ago? A whole mess of Ohio State players got drafted early. Like half of the first round pretty much. One of the OSU players drafted, Eli Apple, somehow his mom, Annie Apple, ended up getting wayyy more publicity out of it than he did. I haven’t […]

The Deep Dark World of International Hockey

The NHL playoffs aren’t the only hockey tournament going on right now. The IIHF Ice Hockey World Championships happen at the same time. And they allow NHL players to play for the countries. So there’s random NHL players scattered about the tournament, college players as well, players from international leagues, what have you. I’ve tried […]

Magic Johnson is Rattled

Attention friends: Everybody follow @MaqicJohnson on Twitter RIGHT NOW! I’ve been beyond fascinated with Magic Johnson’s tweets for a long time now. I can hardly even put my feelings into words. One of the only explanations I can come up with is that Magic has actually already died of AIDS and has been replaced by […]

Space Jam 2: The New MonStars

Space Jam 2 is coming to theaters at some point here in the near future. Featuring Lebron James of course. Lebron is tailor made for Space Jam. Way more so than Michal Jordan was. MJ was clearly in it for the money (which I’m certain he had gambled away within a year after the movie […]

It’s Time: Bowling Green, OH

Now is the time for Bowling Green, OH. I know this because the last 2 days of my life have been a sign. Now is the time. This is all true guys. Not that incredible wild of a story to most people, but to me, this is crazy, and gives me motivation to keep this […]